Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
