Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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