Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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