goodnight i made you a song goodbye
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think people are normalizing furries
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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