I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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