so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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