so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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