I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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