Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
