physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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