so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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