I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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