dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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