Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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