How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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