i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
