VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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