This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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