I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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