ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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