I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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