You surviving the open bar?
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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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