The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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