I think my fart just growled at me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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