I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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