Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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