I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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