i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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