hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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