your room smells of hookers.
And success
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm really busy with my period
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