u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Everclear isn't food dammit
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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