did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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