is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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