physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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