I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Shame - the story of my life.
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