Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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