He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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