im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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