Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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