is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I see more hoeing in ur future
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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