this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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