Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high people should be assigned attendants
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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