This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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