Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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