just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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