...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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