If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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