Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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