We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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