dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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