You surviving the open bar?
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My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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