A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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