I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize