The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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