just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
what day is it and did you see me today?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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