I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
