I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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